Original Post: http://ishouldbelaughing.blogspot.com/2021/01/dick-of-week-melanie.html

First Third Lady Melanie _____, who was busy doing a photo shoot during the riots last week and had no time to comment, has stepped out of hair and makeup long enough to sputter something:

“I am disappointed and disheartened with what happened last week. I find it shameful that surrounding these tragic events there has been salacious gossip, unwarranted personal attacks, and false misleading accusations on me—from people who are looking to be relevant and have an agenda. This time is solely about healing our country and its citizens. It should not be used for personal gain.”

This bitch. Note she makes no mention of her husband spurring on the rioters, but she takes quite a bit of time to say that people said mean things about her.

Yes, you Christmas Hating, Children In Cages Loving, Former Nude Model, we talked about you because you were too busy trying to revive a modeling career to even speak about five dead Americans or the assault on the country or the fact that your husband is a terrorist who pays you for sex.

Fuck all the way off.