David Werking, a forty-two-year-old man, was awarded $75,000 in damages from his parents, Beth and Paul, because they destroyed his porn collection.
Seriously. In 2016, a newly divorced David, moved into his parent’s home. A few months later, he moved out and when he got to the new place, he noticed he was missing twelve boxes of pornographic films, magazines, and sex toys. He checked with Mom and Dad, who said:
“Frankly, David, [we] did you a big favor by getting rid of all this stuff. That you would buy and watch films depicting such violence is beyond the pale. I have no words to express the depth of my shock and disappointment. Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health. I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine.”
Well, c’mon, Whitney told us that crack is wack, but she never said a word about porn, so David sued his parents and the court sided with him.
Just think of all the porn he can buy with 75K; and he’ll no doubt need it because, with this story out there, I imagine David will be spending most of his time alone, in the basement, with some lube and a box of tissues.